Once a Gamer...
My gaming buddy Dan Lyttle e-mailed me today about the new Champions campaign that my buddies are playing in in the U.S. Dan went to Serra High School, but he'd graduated by the time I was a freshman there. However, he still gamed with the Champions crowd that regularly met at the Beresford Recreational Center... and that's where I met them Champions guys.

Here's the e-mail about the campaign:

Kev is running a new game with the parameters being we could play one of our old characters (optional) or create a character that we have never played (recommended).

I am playing a character named Rapport. He is a low grade mentalist who can detect people (Scans, Telepathy, Mind Link, Control) as well as heal them. I have codes v. Killing etc. Very out of the norm for me.

As a result, our team has two hitters (I can't even use the word heavy) who are twins The Immovable Object (Mark) and the Irresistible Force (Steve).

Paul is some defensive guy who is a super law abider named Justice.

Perrie is playing a stranded Clan Sentinel who is unfamiliar with Earth culture.

Comment: Clan Sentinels are the equivalent of slightly more militant Jedi Knights. Think the Brother Battle of Fading Suns. Or the equivalent of the Templars and the Jesuits in a Science Fiction setting. They come from Kevin's brilliant Star Hero game STARFLEET CHRONICLES: Adventures in the Shattered Empire.

Rodger has already lost a character. He was an alien guy one inch tall made from crystal who did power move throughs on people. Unfortunately he did one on Bolar and died along with the 1,500 people on the cruise ship we were on. He is now building a guy who is water based and desolid and stuff. A much better character.

Comment: Bolar is an old time villain that was built to discourage "heroes" who were too liberal with throwing around their killing attacks. And their Armor Piercing killing attacks. And their Autofire Armor Piercing Double Penetrating Attack Versus Limited Defense killing attacks. He's a tough villain who tends to explode with the force of a tactical nuclear device when his armor shell is penetrated.

By virtue of us totally sucking, Rob is playing Silent Strike to add some all around abilities and powers.

There are a few new guys playing with us too. Tim is playing some monk.

Tim's brother Mike is playing a 19 inch foul mouthed drunk leprechaun who is super lucky.

Steve 2 is playing a speedster who siphons off life energy.

My son Dillon is playing a SWAT specialist who can separate (multiform) into a squad of people with specific skills and talents.

Our team leader, coach and mentor is Alex Raven (played by Kevin). I gave him up to Kevin as an NPC. It is hilarious!

Alex Raven was one of the old, infamous members of our superteam, "The Associates". He believed he had a Secret Identity, but everyone knew who he was... primarily because his costume consisted of him changing the sunglasses he wore. He was also known for betraying his teammates at the drop of the hat, and managing to infiltrate a top secret military installation by duct-taping his picture to a stolen ID and casually strolling across a lit air field.

They are all coming over this weekend for another night of gaming. Although I believe we will be playing Star Hero.

Hope all is well with you and your family. Let me know what your game is like so I can pass the info on to the rest of the group.

Daniel P. Lyttle
Vice Principal
Ralston Middle School


Yep, Dan's the Vice Principal now. Way ta go, Dan! Man - I wish I could drop by and game one of these days.

What NOT to do during the Return of the King (SPOILERS)

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. Every time Elrond appears, shout out (in your best 'Dobby' voice) "Clothes! Master gave Elrond Clothes!"
12. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
13. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
14. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
15. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
16. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
17. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
18. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
19. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
20. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
21. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
22. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
24. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

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